Monday, July 11, 2011

Never Lie to a Woman

I was sent this by my wonderful aunt - we just discovered each other. She's been missing from our family for the past 60 some odd years. Enjoy!


Never Lie to a Woman

A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends."

"We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas!"

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, "Yes! Lots of salmon, some bluegill, and a few swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"

The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box."

2 comments:

  1. Thanks for sharing, LOL!

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  2. LOL. That is awesome! Thanks for the giggle.

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